Driving school funnies
Here's a few interesting things to keep you amused:
Q: Why did the wheel go to sleep?
A: Because it was 'tyred'
A lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M1.......... Expect long cues!
Sean was checking that his car was up to scratch for taking his driving test. He asked his friend Murph to stand at the back of the car and make sure his indicator lights were working. He turned them on and called to Murph "are they working ok?"
Murph called back "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No"
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